Thursday, September 30, 2010

Haphazard Fridays: Funny Status Updates

As you can see, I’ve changed my blogging format. Fridays are going to be devoted to whatever I want to write. Today I’m going to share some status updates and comments from Facebook I’ve seen this past week.

  • I posted this picture of my son’s dog, Satchel, on Facebook.

One comment I received was: Now, if THAT isn't a look that just screams ... Yes, I KNOW I’m all that and a bag of doggie biscuits too! I've never seen one! Gorgeous! (Kathryn Kirland)

Hilarious!

  • And here’s a status update that’s going around:

I wish I could be more like a pencil in 5 ways. 1. Everything I do will always leave a mark. 2. I could always correct the mistakes I make. 3. What is important is on the inside of me. 4. In life, I will go through painful sharpening, which will only make me better. 5. To be the best pencil, I must allow myself to be held and guided by the hands that hold me.... The Lord’s.

I Googled it but could not find where this quote originated from. If anyone knows, please tell me so I can give the correct attribution!

  • And here’s another one, that’s not quite so sweet:

Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures, remember,when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that person upside the head.

I’m using twelve muscles to smile!

  • And this one I saw posted by Max Metcalf.

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, "Naaahhh!" Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids." Then I thought... “ I could WIN this!"

One good thing about Facebook is that someone will post something that will brighten your day!

 

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