Branding

Artists, as we’ve often been told, need to discover their brand. One way to do this is by answering questions about yourself.
Some of you may have seen the following before. I think it says a lot about how we see ourselves. These are my answers.

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were an object, I’d be an iron skillet.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be pensive.
If I were a song, I’d be “21 Guns.”
If I were a pair of shoes, I would be sturdy shoes, laced-up, covering your toes kind of sturdy. Umm . . . . steel-toed work boots?
If I were a time of day, I'd be ten pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus (because Venus is covered with clouds).
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be lost.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a bookcase.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Diet Coke.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be wisteria.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be fog.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a violin.
If I were a color, I’d be red.
If I were an emotion, I’d be nostalgic.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a book, I’d be David Copperfield.
If I were a sound, I’d be wind chimes.
If I were an element, I’d be mercury.
If I were a car, I’d be a 1945 red Ford pickup.
If I were a movie, I’d be Old Yeller.
If I were a food, I’d be cornbread.
If I were a place, I’d be the ocean.
If I were a material, I’d be muslin.
If I were a taste, I’d be salty.
If I were a scent, I’d be honeysuckle.
If I were a body part, I’d be hands.
What would your answers be?